“Thinking about your cock wrapped around my lips-“
“…wait.”
“Thinking about your cock wrapped around my lips-“
“…wait.”
Super Freakonomics: Global Cooling, Patriotic Prostitutes, and Why Terrorists Should Buy Life Insurance by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner
Considering adding this and Freakonomics to my summer reading list because economics is really something I should have a better understanding of, considering I’m a person who lives in a society of other people. Also because Z is majoring in economics (and computer science because apparently he lives off numbers) and I feel like having a better idea of what he’s dealing with would be a nice bonus to gaining a more in-depth understanding of What The Fuck Is Going On.
Scarlett Johansson & Dita von Teese for Flaunt Magazine.
(Source: thebrownwizard)
Okay. Cool.Hair envy for that 2nd and 4th picture!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE the 1st and 3rd ones. :D
2 and 3 and sick and the straight edge even cut all over 3 again sick
I would actually wear the 3rd one.
Fuck, the top right one.
SO MUCH PATIENCE
SO MUCH SKILL
(Source: vicestyle)
apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium
it opens a portal to hell
Apparently a flock of sheep have taken over the hobbit holes that were built on a New Zealand farm during the filming of the Lord of the Rings movies.
Fuck I love New Zealand.
What is eurovision?
I’ve heard people talk about it before and I feel really dumb because I have no idea what’s going on??It’s a stupid song festival in Europe where one band/artist represents each country. It used to be one of the most important events, but now barely anyone cares about it.
EXCUSE ME MADAMI BELIEVE WE MUST NOW FIGHT IN HOT AIR BALLOONS ABOVE LONDON
EUROVISION IS A TIME OF FUN AND HILARITY IN WHICH THE NATIONS UNITE TO WATCH GROUPS OF BRIGHTLY COLOURED IDIOTS PERFORMING SONGS THAT ARE CAREFULLY ENGINEERED TO BE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF GOOD MUSIC
AND YOU HAVE TO TURN THE SUBTITLES ON BECAUSE THEY ARE INVARIABLY THE RESULT OF SOME POOR SOUL TRYING TO TYPE THEM IN REAL-TIME AND IT IS BASICALLY THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF THOSE BOOTLEG MANDARIN LOTR SUBS
AND THEN THERE IS ‘VOTING’ WHICH MEANS ‘EVERYONE IN THE BALKANS GIVES EVERYONE ELSE IN THE BALKANS TOP SCORES AND EVERYONE IN WESTERN EUROPE PENALISES EACH OTHER FOR EVERY POLITICAL IRRITATION RECEIVED IN THE PAST YEAR’
AND YOU WATCH THE WHOLE TECHNICOLOUR FAILURE ON THE SOFA WITH SNACKS AND MST3K THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND IT IS GLORIOUS
I’ve never heard of Eurovision before in my life. Now I’m pretty sure I can’t live without it.
(Source: doktorassgardian)