FACT: Polyamorous queer people have the ability to bend space. While potentially a dangerous power, they mainly just use it to widen beds and sidewalks to accommodate group cuddles and strolls.
The Allies would never have won WWI or WWII without the aid of the aces. This is why ace pilots are called ace pilots. (BONUS FACT: All aces are trained to fly bombers upon acceptance of their sexuality.)
Likewise, the USA lost in Vietnam because the aces were too busy dropping acid, fighting for civil rights, and not having hippie sex.
I TOLD YOU: “(I’m actually not hiding my face at all, that’s just what queers look like when we take off our Normal Person disguises.)”
*If any of those terms didn't quite click, I get even wordier about them over here.