FACT: Polyamorous queer people have the ability to bend space. While potentially a dangerous power, they mainly just use it to widen beds and sidewalks to accommodate group cuddles and strolls.
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D’aww.
FACT: Queers do not actually exist. It is all just an elaborate joke on Rick Santorum.
Shhhh…it’s a secret.
FACT: Upon beginning their transition, social or physical, trans women gain access to a secret library stocked with feminist literature
FACT: There are only 5 white heterosexual cisgender males on Tumblr.
#but they’re online all the time #so they can send all the hate mail
FACT: Asexuals are key to the win or loss of all world conflicts, due to their having weaponised sarcasm.
The Allies would never have won WWI or WWII without the aid of the aces. This is why ace pilots are called ace pilots. (BONUS FACT: All aces are trained to fly bombers upon acceptance of their sexuality.)
Likewise, the USA lost in Vietnam because the aces were too busy dropping acid, fighting for civil rights, and not having hippie sex.
FACT: The people who jump out of giant cakes at adult parties are not hired—You are witnessing the rare birth of an asexual.
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FACT: Bisexuals are legally viewed a being indecisive and therefore are allowed to vote for everyone in elections.
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FACT: Queers secretly have flashing rainbow skin, but every day they paint themselves to a brownscale skintone to blend in to their surroundings.
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I TOLD YOU: “(I’m actually not hiding my face at all, that’s just what queers look like when we take off our Normal Person disguises.)”
