Mica: Apoptosis for PC
Lenine lives in a huge palace as the most trusted servant of Princess Micaiah, the only place of beauty remaining in a desolate, destroyed ghost city. Everything is perfect – the food is good, the job is good, life is good. As long as nobody leaves this palace of salvation, there is no need to dwell on the horrors that lie beyond these walls.
Until one day, a mysterious stranger arrives… to teach these content souls the true price of perfection.
Mica: Apoptosis is an RPG-style horror game about a web of delusions, a life of blissful ignorance, and the monstrous depravity that human beings can fall to in the name of love and admiration. The gruesome, revolting truth hidden behind the guise of a pretty, charming little lifestyle. Explore the game through three very different main characters with three very different perspectives, and tell your story as you believe it to be.
"The lindworm is a small variety of dragon, or perhaps the dragon is a large variety of lindworm. As an alternative hypothesis, the lindworm is a large variety of snake, and the dragon is another, even larger variety of snake. Conversely, that makes the snake a very small variety of dragon, which is merely a larger lindworm." -Aurvandel, Heroine’s Quest
this is where shit went down tho, like if u and ur buddies ever had some shit that needed to be settled this is where it went down
99.9% of the time, it took place here
aka Fight Club
Goat Simulator Trailer for PC
From its Steam page’s Key Features list:
- MILLIONS OF BUGS! We’re only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we’re keeping it
They know what the people want.
TUG launched on Steam this weekend but work on new features never stops! Here are some preliminary shots of a new swamp biome being worked on! It will feature some new plants and trees and some windy tunnels perfect for evading other Seeds when scavenging for resources.
Gemini Rue (2011) @ Humble Bundle — A sweet science-fiction dystopian adventure game set on the rainy planet of Barracus with a riveting plot full of mysteries, deception, and lies to unravel.
Let me get this out of the way: everyone go download Heroine’s Quest. It is an oldschool adventure game, a love letter to the King’s Quests, Quests for Glory, and other various Quests of days gone by. It is a game starring a fierce, clever woman who slays trolls and doesn’t wear a boobplate. It is funny, playful, and tongue-in-cheek. It is also free.
When I started playing Heroine’s Quest, I was asked what class I wanted to play. I chose Warrior, because if I’m a Viking heroine, I am gonna sword the shit out of some fuckers. After finishing the combat tutorial, I immediately tried to talk to a woodpecker. This improved my Animal Ken skill, so I spent an entire in-game day running around the city and screaming at birds. This did wonders for my bird screaming skill, but almost killed me. Turns out screaming at birds uses stamina, and if you spend more stamina than you have, the difference comes out of your health. I screamed at birds so hard that I almost died from it.
After recovering a little in the local pub (by getting drunk and gambling a bunch), I stole a spear from somewhere and went into the forest to find food. My Animal Ken skill allowed me to easily murder a boar and turn it into delicious meat. All that bird screaming gave me a powerful killer instinct, apparently. I went back to town and ate some meat. Then I stole someone’s boots. Then I screamed at an owl until I almost died.
I spent quite a while adventuring, solving puzzles, and the like. Every time I saw a bird, I screamed at it incessantly until the intensity of my howling became hazardous to my health. My character must have been the least popular Viking of all time. The birds didn’t give a fuck. They just ignored my incoherent shrieking.
I don’t want to spoil too much, but at one point you have to find a way to navigate through a deadly blizzard. My initial strategy of screaming at the blizzard while running in circles was unsuccessful, so I experimented and quickly found a way to navigate using animal tracks. The skill for this was, of course, motherfucking Animal Ken.
And that’s how my mighty Viking heroine accidentally defeated Winter itself by screaming at a chicken for twenty straight hours and then passing out.
Rating: Ten frenzied bird accusations out of ten, highly recommended for all your bird screaming needs. A genuinely great game.
I’m playing GTA 5 finally and I made my guy take a selfie then stare into his own eyes while walking around his living room
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I haven’t really updated since Riley got here, heh.
Friday, we mostly just lounged around and shared lots of cutes. We exchanged gifts too.
writing a thing about BORDERLANDS 2 for the nerdhole webthing
mostly I am going to shit-talk first-person shooters as a genre and talk about why I...